Instead of Roger Goodell this year, maybe the NFL should let J.J. Watt announce all the first round picks at the NFL Draft. During the Pro Bowl Draft on Wednesday night, Watt proved that he'd be more ...

Andrew Luck is going to look different the next time we see him. The Colts quarterback has ditched the neckbeard and gone full mustache on us. For some reason, Luck's in Australia and via Busted ...

Antifascist black metal satirists Neckbeard Deathcamp recently released the single “WHAT ARE THE CARGO POCKETS FOR LANZA? EXTRA MAGS?” off their upcoming sophomore album SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT, ...

The cover of White Nationalism Is for Basement Dwelling Losers Credit: Courtesy of Neckbeard Deathcamp On Saturday, July 21, a trio of anonymous musicians operating under the name Neckbeard Deathcamp ...

It’s not just the Bears season that rests on quarterback Kyle Orton’s shoulders; it seems the fate of unsightly facial hair does too. Orton, whose frequently unkempt whiskers have earned him the ...

Once the realization of LeBron’s departure to Miami sunk in, my thoughts quickly shifted away from basketball and addressed a far more interesting development in LeBron’s "decision": his pronounced ...

You might remember the militantly leftist black metal band Neckbeard Deathcamp from such hits as “That Time a Super Serious Black Metal Band Canceled a Show Because They Refused to Play with a’Parody ...

No, this blog post is not mere “clickbait.” Nor is the image of a “neckbeard” that’s illustrating it. And please don’t take this as me “mansplaining” to you. Clickbait (Internet content “whose main ...